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Last Updated: 26.06.2025 00:06

No, not a chance
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Nuts and Butts
Then came..
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
FromSoft acknowledges issues with Elden Ring Nightreign matchmaking - Eurogamer
Still no good.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Nick And Vanessa Lachey Selling Encino Home For Millions - TMZ
Everyone loved it.
So they tried
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Loons and Moons
So, the docs changed it to read
Another attempt resulted in ...
How cultural transmission changed across 3.3 million years of human evolution - Phys.org
Unacceptable again!
Next, they tried...
Just Forget it!
Ana de Armas Is a Battle-Weary Ballerina - Jacobin
share office space ...
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Still no good
Consumer sentiment swings sharply higher in June as tariff anxiety recedes - Axios
They put up a sign reading
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Snap plans to sell lightweight, consumer AR glasses in 2026 - TechCrunch
Hysterias & Posteriors
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Freaks and Cheeks
Export Your Microsoft Authenticator Passwords Before They Get Deleted - Lifehacker
Catatonics & High Colonics
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Heart Disease: What You Eat Matters More Than Cutting Carbs, Fat - Healthline
Minds and Behinds
Thumbs down again.
No way
No go.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.