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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 26.06.2025 00:06

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

No, not a chance

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Nuts and Butts

Boris Johnson says that “Starmer picked a fraudster for his Cabinet because he is the fraudster-in-chief. And he knows, in his heart, that the whole government is a fraud.” Do you agree with Boris Johnson about Starmer?

Then came..

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

FromSoft acknowledges issues with Elden Ring Nightreign matchmaking - Eurogamer

Still no good.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Nick And Vanessa Lachey Selling Encino Home For Millions - TMZ

Everyone loved it.

So they tried

Do you think Lady Gaga and Celine Dion have rehearsed separately for their performance at the Olympics opening ceremony?

Loons and Moons

So, the docs changed it to read

Another attempt resulted in ...

How cultural transmission changed across 3.3 million years of human evolution - Phys.org

Unacceptable again!

Next, they tried...

Just Forget it!

Ana de Armas Is a Battle-Weary Ballerina - Jacobin

share office space ...

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Still no good

Consumer sentiment swings sharply higher in June as tariff anxiety recedes - Axios

They put up a sign reading

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Snap plans to sell lightweight, consumer AR glasses in 2026 - TechCrunch

Hysterias & Posteriors

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Freaks and Cheeks

Export Your Microsoft Authenticator Passwords Before They Get Deleted - Lifehacker

Catatonics & High Colonics

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Heart Disease: What You Eat Matters More Than Cutting Carbs, Fat - Healthline

Minds and Behinds

Thumbs down again.

No way

No go.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.